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Fuck your genAI, LLMs, NFTs, cryptocurrencies, or whatever other techgrifter turd you're huffing this week.

Hello

I am just a tired weird person. Neurodivergent. In my 40s

This account is me on Mastodon.

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English teacher, Londoner, neurodivergent, ace, and flipping adorable

Most likely to post pictures of my cats, the foxes who live in my garden, and the parakeets and squirrels that are everywhere in London

Half of The Worst Writer in the World: a podcast about stories (hosted by The British Comedy Guide - available on all podcast platforms), and The Complete History (and Fistory) of Underspace - book about a girl who finds the doorway to a magical world on the roof of her school

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Designer, artist, iPhone Notes limit pusher. I know the difference between a "font" and a "typeface", but I'm not obnoxious about it.

📍localhost

A note: while I CW the occasional political post, I don't typically CW things like faces or food. My art is weird, often includes eyes/faces/masks, and can be (I'm told) eerie.

Profile pic: a white pixel rendering of a small computer with a sad face, set on on a black background (Susan Kare's immortal "Sad Mac" icon).

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On Wahpekute land in the Očhéthi Šakówiŋ territory.

It's long been my complaint that money/power doesn't land in the hands of intelligence. Until it's a cultural imperative that kindness is smart, that Paul Wellstone finally hits it home with his assertion that, "We all do better when we all do better," we will not all do better, which means humanity will remain weaker than it could be against the forces of nature. We are so busy competing with each other, we aren't surviving.

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Candidate for mayor of Mastodon. Master of the mystic (f)arts. Diogenes of the Fedi. Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Follower of the Dharma. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.

#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #meditation #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats

https://ko-fi.com/mrfunkedude

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Infrastructure Architect, long time lurker. Located in #Finland, interested in #datacenter, #server and #virtualization, with a side dish of #security. Keen interest in politics, especially European politics

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Mexican dyslexic, or dislexyc(?), living in Canada, speaks Esperanto, and plays mahjong. Deploys servers for a living, doesn't own a car, and likes simplicity.

I like interesting movies, more than the just entertaining ones, I like to take photos, but overall I like to understand the world through the eyes of other people.

• Mastodón en Español: @jubilo
• Mastodono esperante: @jubiloEO
• Mastodone en française: @chezjubilo

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Rijksinstituut voor Volksgezondheid en Milieu

Wij zetten ons in voor een gezonde bevolking en een duurzame, veilige en gezonde leefomgeving. Dit doen we op basis van onafhankelijk wetenschappelijk onderzoek en het verzamelen en toepassen van kennis.

Information in English: http://rivm.nl/en

Webcare: ma t/m vr 9.00-17.00 uur

Onze huisregels vind je op de pagina van onze instance van de Rijksoverheid: https://social.overheid.nl/about.

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Voor professionals die werken aan digitalisering van de overheid. Met informatie over ambities, plannen, wetgeving, nieuws en achtergronden over de praktijk.

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